Chapter 171: It's Flying!
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“I only promised my sister yesterday that I wouldn’t sneak out again, and now look…”
“Wahhh, I’m finished!”
“I should never have come! Wahhh!”
“Why would a guy come out drinking? So what if he’s a top star? When my sister loses her temper, she’ll beat up anyone!”
The whole thing had started out perfectly normally.
Lin Yu and Wang Fei stared helplessly at Si Shaozhe, who was crying like a little child.
Seriously…
What use was it for a grown man to cry like a girl whenever something happened?
Sometimes, this kid was truly impossible.
He had been thrilled when taking photos and signing autographs. Only afterward had he realized he might regret it. But what good was regretting it now?
Still, seeing how terrified Si Shaozhe was, the two men could not bring themselves to laugh at him. They had no idea how to comfort him, either. Their real worry was that if he kept crying, he would attract all those female fans in the bar again…
“Hey, hey, be good. Stop crying. We’ll think of something for you.”
“Your sister is so beautiful. She can’t possibly be completely unreasonable. Don’t worry—we’ll explain everything to her.”
“Bullshit!” Si Shaozhe sobbed, shooting back, “The moment your two managers show up, you’ll abandon me without a second thought!”
Lin Yu and Wang Fei exchanged a glance.
Uh…
This kid really held a grudge!
…
An old street sweeper passing by heard someone crying. Thinking he had encountered a ghost in the middle of the night, he raised his broom and cautiously approached. He spotted two shadowy figures skulking in a corner.
Immediately, he shouted righteously, “Catch the thieves! Somebody help! There are thieves over here!”
The girls who had been searching for the three men outside the bar instantly gathered around, eager for gossip.
Oh!
Wasn’t that their beloved star?
What were they doing hiding in a corner?
Were they taking advantage of the darkness to do something naughty?!
The three men were swallowed up by the crowd’s shadow, and they could clearly hear countless footsteps quietly drawing near.
Si Shaozhe froze. He even forgot to cry, pointing blankly at the people behind the other two.
“We’re done for. They caught up with us.”
Lin Yu and Wang Fei turned around at the same time.
Sure enough, a huge group of girls was heading their way.
“What do we do?” Lin Yu looked up at the wall behind Si Shaozhe.
Then inspiration struck.
“We climb over and leave.”
“Climb over?” Si Shaozhe turned around.
The wall behind him was a little over a meter high. Sitting in a crouch, he could not see what lay beyond it, but the other two had a clear view.
If they rose slightly onto their toes, they could see a gigantic dumpster on the other side. With a bit of luck, it would be filled with bagged garbage. In that case, the worst that could happen was that they would stink from head to toe.
But if they were unlucky and the dumpster was empty, the result would still be that they stank from head to toe—just in a different way.
“I’m not jumping!” Si Shaozhe shook his head in refusal. “I’m a top star, no matter what anyone says. If people find out I climbed into a dumpster in the middle of the night, will I ever be able to show my face again?”
Wang Fei straightened up with the solemn bearing of an older brother. “What matters more right now—your dignity or your life?”
“Do you want them to eat you alive?”
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“Those three figures are our stars, right?”
“Could they be drunken thugs hiding there?”
“Should we just call the police?”
The girls drew closer, then suddenly began to feel that something was off.
If those were really the three stars, they should not be hiding there after escaping from the bar.
Artists all had dedicated cars, and the company should have known they had gone out to have fun.
If something went wrong, surely the first thing they would do was contact their managers and have them picked up.
So…
“Should we call the police?”
The girls exchanged opinions, but none of them dared take another step forward.
While they hesitated, the three men were already preparing to climb over the wall and escape.
Then a car’s headlights swept over them…
Their whereabouts were exposed in an instant.
The onlooking fans erupted.
“Ahhh! It’s really them!”
“Charge! Let’s go get autographs!”
“You’re still here! Thank goodness!”
“You nearly scared us to death! Come comfort our poor little hearts!”
The girls instantly surrounded the three men.
Lin Yu and Wang Fei exchanged a helpless glance.
This time, they truly had nowhere left to run…
…
The bar’s marketing manager heard that the celebrities had been caught and brought back. He shot into the private room, eager to discuss the possibility of having Lin Yu and the others perform at the bar for a while.
Word had spread throughout the entertainment circles the night before. Lin Yu and the other two had gone to a quiet bar for drinks, then, after getting into the spirit, had gone onstage and sung one of their new songs.
If such good fortune came to his bar, would they not be made for life tonight?
Lin Yu glanced at Wang Fei.
Then he looked at Si Shaozhe, who was trembling in terror.
After a moment’s thought, an idea came to him.
Since they could not escape, then…
“Everyone, we’ll take photos and sign autographs for all of you! But I hope you can stay calm and come one at a time, all right?”
“No! Not unless you say, ‘Princesses, please line up!’”
“That’s right! Say ‘Princesses, please line up,’ and we’ll behave!”
Every female fan wanted to be the first to get an autograph, and naturally, none of them was willing to yield.
The corners of Lin Yu’s mouth lifted into a charming smile.
“Princesses, please line up.”
Those words instantly set off a wild chain reaction. The female fans screamed one after another and began pushing and shoving as if possessed.
Caught between two men, the marketing manager was squeezed into a narrow human sandwich.
In the middle of the chaos, Lin Yu and Wang Fei exchanged a glance.
The unspoken understanding between men formed instantly.
It worked!
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The two men each grabbed one of Si Shaozhe’s arms and dragged him outside.
Si Shaozhe: “?!”
They were using that trick again?!
The three of them burst out of the bar at a hundred-meter-sprint speed and jumped straight into the car.
“Drive! Hurry!”
The driver turned around with a bewildered expression.
Huh?
You three again?
Wait, judging by the way you’re acting, don’t tell me you were flirting with women outside and got chased down by your wives?
A man understood these things!
The driver immediately floored the accelerator, released the clutch, and shot away like a bullet.
The three men, not paying attention to what was behind them, slammed straight into the back of the seats.
Si Shaozhe had gone on a show that morning and had not yet removed his makeup. His entire face was pressed into the seatback.
Once the other two had settled themselves, they studied him for a moment.
“Your nose is pretty high.”
“Mmm. The bridge really is quite high. It looks like…”
“Voldemort?”
“A little.”
Si Shaozhe: “?”
Damn it. Just a moment ago, they had been drinking together and calling each other brothers.
So this was what brothers were for—to mock you?
Fine. Fine!
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The driver sped wildly ahead while a whole pack of determined female fans chased after them, shouting the three men’s names.
Unfortunately, the car was simply too fast. Before long, the fans had vanished from sight.
Trembling, Si Shaozhe cautiously asked, “Sir, you wouldn’t happen to be from Chongqing, would you?”
A Chongqing taxi was no ordinary taxi. It was better described as a ground-skimming aircraft!
There was even a legend about them.
On a quiet night when all creation lay still, they needed only to wrench the steering wheel once, and the roar of the steel beast would tear through the darkness. That was how the Mountain City got its wind!
“Little rascal, how’d you know I’m from Chongqing?”
The three men in the back seat fell silent…
…
…
Who were these three?!
The three girls stared at one another in utter confusion.
Wait, who were you again?!
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