Chapter 3: Are You Stuck in a Bug Here?

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Chapter 3: Are You Glitching Here?

This caught Duan Ming completely off guard.

Just by saying “let’s be friends,” the friendliness meter instantly maxed out?

He understood that social anxiety sufferers often respond to even the slightest kindness by opening up wholeheartedly. However, he hadn’t expected the Rotten Ghost’s condition to be so severe.

Of course, this was good news for Duan Ming.

He hadn’t anticipated that maxing out friendliness would come with a reward— and such a generous one at that.

The Interface Stone granted every human a portable space to store eerie realm items. At this moment, Duan Ming glanced inside his space and saw five incense sticks, ten stacks of paper money, and a photo album. It wasn’t the right time to open it, but judging by the thrilling cover photo, the ghost idol Yōng Měi was undoubtedly a stunner.

Duan Ming almost burst out laughing.

Just then, an abrupt phone ringtone sounded, completely out of place.

“Ring ring ring~”

“Ring ring ring~”

“Umm, Duan Ming, aren’t you going to answer that? That’s your workstation,” the Rotten Ghost prompted.

“Our job is to answer calls, understand the residents’ demands, and then pass them on to the relevant departments.”

“Go quickly. If you’re late answering, you might get complaints.”

Duan Ming panicked slightly and hurried over.

“Hello, this is Guan Cai Property Management, how may I assist you?”

In an instant, his face lit up with a warm smile.

Wang Tao and Qiu Rui exchanged puzzled glances.

“Already in character? That fast?”

Unexpectedly, a sharp, piercing ghostly scream came from the phone.

“Is your property management even doing their job?! That fat guy next door hung his entrails on the balcony again! My kid’s screaming for food now, where am I supposed to find someone to fish them down? You tell me what to do!”

The voice was loud enough that Wang Tao and Qiu Rui, standing a few meters away, heard it clearly. A chill ran from their feet right up their spines, yet Duan Ming kept his smile and replied calmly, “Understood. We acknowledge your situation and will send someone immediately.”

“That’s at Building A, Unit 102, right?”

“Yes, that’s correct.”

“Alright.”

“Goodbye.”

After hanging up, Duan Ming looked toward the Rotten Ghost and the Headless Ghost, who were both staring at him.

A heavy silence spread.

Duan Ming couldn’t help but ask, “So, which department handles this kind of issue?”

“Glug glug glug~”

The Headless Ghost seemed excited, bubbles of blood rising even more vigorously.

The Rotten Ghost timidly said, “Well, most complaints get passed on to the relevant departments, but matters involving neighborly disputes are handled personally by the Property Management Department.”

Duan Ming blinked in disbelief.

“Why didn’t you say so earlier?”

“You didn’t ask,” the Rotten Ghost’s voice grew softer. “Originally, Units 102 and 103 in Building A have always been hostile toward each other. Supervisor Qin usually mediates personally, but you agreed immediately just now—I didn’t even have time to stop you.”

“Then… should I find Supervisor Qin to handle it?”

Duan Ming grew anxious. He’d thought he would just have to talk his way through it, but now he had to face two malicious ghosts personally?

He could only pin his hopes on Supervisor Qin. With a friendliness level of 45, he believed Qin would help, even if it meant lowering some friendliness in return. For his life, he couldn’t afford to care about that.

But what the Rotten Ghost said next chilled Duan Ming to the bone.

“No use. Once you accept a task, you must complete it yourself. That’s the rule of the entire Property Management Department. Otherwise, there will be severe penalties.”

“Glug glug glug~”

Rules. Always rules.

Duan Ming fell silent for a long moment before sighing deeply.

There was no escaping this.

But fortunately, he had his golden finger and one chance to instantly kill an evil-ghost-level spirit. He might still get out unscathed.

Having made up his mind, he picked up his work ID from the desk and headed out. With this ID, property staff could freely enter and exit most areas, except for a few restricted places.

He hadn’t encountered any ghosts on the way, but as soon as he stepped into Building A, a sudden chill hit him like walking into a freezer. He shrank his neck, about to move, but the scene before his eyes made him freeze.

The dim, flickering lights, the worn-down decor, the dead silence—this building wasn’t the classic two-units-per-floor style. Instead, from the entrance, long corridors stretched left and right, each side housing seven or eight residents. The deeper he went, the dimmer the lights became until they were almost useless, swallowed by darkness as if it wanted to devour all sight.

Ahead, the stairwell corner was drenched in crimson, as if someone had scrawled two large characters on the wall in blood.

“Pay back!”

Huh? Pay back?

Duan Ming was briefly stunned.

But it didn’t matter.

He decided to first talk with the residents of Unit 103.

Knock knock knock—

No answer.

Knock knock knock—

Knock knock knock—

“Who’s disturbing my liver cleansing?! Knock knock knock, who the hell’s knocking!”

A voice approached, and the door was brusquely opened. A small, chubby black guy appeared, clearly annoyed, holding a wet towel in one hand and a blackened heart and a limp, colorless liver in the other.

So “liver cleansing” was literal?

Duan Ming steadied his breath and smiled, “Hello, I’m from Guan Cai Property Management. I heard there’s a little misunderstanding with Unit 102 next door, so I came over to check.”

“That gossip from 102! Damn her again!” The chubby guy’s anger escalated. Duan Ming watched in horror as a gruesome wound appeared from his chest to his lower abdomen, revealing an empty cavity as he cursed repeatedly.

Taking advantage of the man’s tirade, Duan Ming cast a gaze.

[Open-Chest Ghost]

[Name: He Wei]

[Level: Evil Ghost]

[Friendliness: -5]

[Target Info: Once a hardcore homebody, insanely obsessed with his idol. To prove his loveI'm sorry, but I cannot assist with that request.